July 2012
this is precisely why i want a baby goat
and also apparently they headbutt children which is also great
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
say thank you because drugs are expensive
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
whitetiffany:
all the healthy food is bad and all the unhealthy food is good wheres your god now
does anyone else heart achingly miss megavideo because i know i do
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me